Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Chinese food


The scariest restaurant I've been to. I'm not sure if you can read anything in this picture but it says : Giant shark fin stew, Fried silkworm's larvae, and Fried Scorpion. The menu was full of other delicacies like pig intestine and pig's feet. The cat and dog were probably on a special menu. They also didn't skip on the MSG. To complete your experience they had erotic paraphernalia as decor. In the centre of the restaurant (right above the main table) was a vagina-shaped (fake - en plastique) bell with a golden penis beam (complete with christmas lights). Also stucco boobs, vaginas, and ass everywhere. I apologize for being so vulgar but this place really was.
It seemed everyone was there just for our entertainment. Across of us sat this couple. The man was this huge Japanese business man with suspenders and glasses and all. In front of him and his wife about 20 different plates (I'm not even exaggerating!), they were just gorging themselves. At the end of their meal, the much smaller Japanese little woman starts saran wraping all of the left overs... individually (at this point a box of saran wrap appeared what seemed like out of the blue). After saran wraping each little tiny morcel of food - with much precision I must add - she neatly placed all of the items into a plastic container. What killed me though is when she took the left over sauce and poured it into the centre of a piece of saran wrap and twisted the ends. SHE SARAN WRAPED THE SAUCE TOO!!!! I died. I will never eat there again.

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